The Kingdom of Womble 12016 is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.661 billion Womble 12016ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.4%.

The strong Womble 12016ian economy, worth 159 trillion rupees a year, is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Average income is 34,158 rupees, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 220,156 per year while the poor average 2,141, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 12016's national animal is the penguin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Womble 12016 is ranked 239,238^th in the world and 13,211^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.